Grand Teton National Park
We are scheduled to reach Grand Teton National Park by Monday evening; we have made non-changeable reservations. But even as the miles slide past us, it becomes apparent there’s no way we’ll reach Teton this evening. We pull into Cody, Wyoming, around 6:30 p.m. and notice a WalMart as we head toward the edge of town. We see a few RVs in the parking lot and I say to Steve, “Why don’t we just stay here tonight and leave early tomorrow morning for Teton?” It’s late and he’s tired from a long day of difficult driving. He agrees and we pull into the WalMart and head around to the side of the parking lot where we think it’s less conspicuous and safer. There are 8 or 10 RVs and 5th Wheels camped out here, and it appears some of them are well-established – I wouldn’t be surprised if their children are enrolled in the local schools.
The next morning we head out, passing through landscape that gives meaning to the term “Big Sky Country.” The mountains roll on endlessly, vast and humbling. You feel power and confidence here – the landscape doesn’t allow whining or excuses. As we get closer to the east entrance to Yellowstone – the route we must take to get to Grand Teton National Park – we realize there’s no way we could have made it to our destination last night. The entrance road to Yellowstone is under construction; it’s narrow and unpaved in places, and because of the construction, the entrance closes at 8 p.m. Even if we’d made it through the entrance in time, there’s no way I’d want to be driving on this road at dusk or in the dark.
We arrive mid-morning at our campground in Teton National Park. It’s the only full-hookup campground in the park, and the nightly rate is proof – we’re paying $44 a night to be squeezed in cheek by jowl with other RVs. Nevertheless, it’s a pretty park, tree-shaded and in a great location near the visitor center, grocery store, museum and other conveniences. After getting hooked up, we ride around on our bikes to check out the area. We discover there’s a no-hookups campground nearby; set in the woods, each site is tree-shaded and only $15 a night, with beautiful views everywhere. We move to this campground on Friday and spend 3 days there.
Grand Teton National park is far more spectacular than either of us had imagined. The Tetons (French for breasts!) tower above the park, distant and postcard stunning in the flat light of midday, then subtle and deceivingly close in the waning twilight.
We spend the next 5 days biking and hiking on the roads and trails of Teton. One day we drive to Jackson Hole to take Princess to the vet for her weekly blood test. The vet charges $65 to draw blood and clip her nails. Guess you pay a premium for everything in celebrity-studded Jackson Hole. We walk around town, grab a one-buck burger for ourselves and a vanilla yogurt for Miss Priss at Mickey D’s, and leave. It’s the typical tourist town – lots of high priced shops filled with stuff you don’t need and wouldn’t take a second look at if you saw it at home.
We’re told by the campground host that the Snake River dinner raft trip is worth the $52 each, so we sign up. We take a vintage ‘60s bus to the site on the river where pontoon boats wait. Dinner is early – 5 p.m. – but good: New York strip steak grilled to order, fresh pan-fried trout, corn on the cob, homestyle red potatoes, salad and rolls. We strike up a conversation with another couple at dinner. We agree that all that’s lacking is a bottle of cabernet, and they tell us they almost brought wine, but decided not to at the last minute. So we quaff our iced tea and finish up with cherry pie for dessert. The raft trip follows the 2-3 foot deep Snake River for 8 miles; the water flows relatively fast if placidly. The big draw of the trip is supposed to be the wildlife that can be seen on the shore. We see a herd of elk and some bald eagles and not much else. But we enjoy the peaceful journey and listening to our guide’s stories about the region. Most of all, we marvel at the strength of the young woman manning the oars on the bow of the raft. She’s the one doing all the work, shifting the large, heavy oar from one side to another in the water while constantly adjusting the rudder to keep us from running aground or into the rocks. She’s one of only 2 women doing this job. Her quads, lats and biceps are well-developed but sleek, and seeing her fit body makes me vow to renew my workout regimen.
During the next several days, we hike a variety of trails, but our favorite is the Jenny Lake trail. The day we head out for this hike, it’s overcast and drizzling, but we decide to go anyway, figuring if it starts pouring we can always head back. We take our Niagara Falls “Maid of the Mist” plastic ponchos just in case, and sure enough, just a few yards down the trail, raindrops spatter on our heads. The ponchos keep us dry and the rain is light so we keep walking along the path which follows the shore of the lake. Soon we’ve left the lake behind and are deep in the forest. Wildflowers and berries bloom along the path – bright crimson Indian paintbrush, lavender asters, fireweed, yarrow, queen anne’s lace – and the leaves shimmer with moisture from the rain. Occasionally we pass massive boulders that have tumbled down from the granite peaks surrounding us. The trail winds along through lush undergrowth, then climbing as it coils around rocky cliffs, then again disappearing into the forest past waterfalls and rushing creeks to emerge in a meadow that’s both desert-like in appearance yet verdant with plants and flowers. And everywhere are the Tetons – sprawling slopes of granite, igneous, gneiss, limestone and sandstone, rising to nearly 14,000 feet into the sky at the highest peak (Grand Teton). As we walk, we see evidence everywhere of natural history in process . . . mountainsides strewn with the rocky litter of glaciers, water carving niches into the face of cliffs as it splashes over the edge, tree roots easing open cracks in billion-year-old stone, decaying stumps nursing seedlings into life. As we hike, the rain clouds dissipate and sunshine and blue sky put a sheen on the landscape. We hike for 5 hours and then turn around to catch the boat shuttle back to the trail head. We decide we should have started earlier in the day so that we could have gone farther; this was one of our favorite trails on this whole trip.
Most people who come to Teton and Yellowstone, the park rangers tell us, spend a week or more at Yellowstone and one or two days at Teton. We do the reverse and we’re glad we did. The two parks are connected so it’s easy to drive from Teton to Yellowstone; we discover that Yellowstone is interesting geologically, but it doesn’t have the breathtaking beauty of Teton, and while there are some interesting hikes and more wildlife to be seen (especially elk and bison), in general we’ll take Teton.
After several days at Teton, we drive to Yellowstone for the de rigeur viewing of Old Faithful spouting off and to see the mudpots, hot springs, fumaroles (steam vents) and geysers for which the park is famous. Yellowstone sits atop a live volcano, and its many thermal features, we learn, are a result of superheated water trapped in the earth and seeking a means of escape. When the water or steam finds a crack or fissure, it bubbles up as mud mixed with sulfuric gas or a skin-singeing hot spring, spurts out as steam or explodes furiously in an airborne geyser, depending on the amount of water present and the size of the vent or fissure. The mudpots are interesting to watch as they burble and spit, but after a while the rotten-egg smell of sulfuric gas is overpowering and makes me sick to my stomach.












